Followers of my blog may wonder what the hell happened to me. Well, I’ve been working hard on this feature-length art documentary, including, among many other things, my own recreation of the Salvator Mundi. I decided to share with you some custom graphics I made on the fly. Anyone who grew up watching Star Trek…Read More
New Banksy Mural a Blast!
Reblogged from: By Joanna Jones New Banksy Mural a Blast! Lactose Intolerance No Laughing Matter Banksy has confirmed that he is behind a new artwork depicting an old woman succumbing to a violent ‘shart’, and holding a kerchief to her nose to block out any odor, after consuming a glass of whole milk. The political…Read More
New Rules for Chess Tournaments. It’s Woke Chess, I Guess.
A radical new approach to chess. Deciding winners by jury instead of by checkmate? I’d probably stick with the old version. The new variety, outlined in the blog-post I’m sharing below, seems be a bit nebulous for this old dog. Somehow this reminded me of the art world, but don’t mind me. I shall shuffle…Read More
“It’s OK to Paint” is Hate Speech.
Just going to share this without comment, which doesn’t mean I’m endorsing it or taking any side for or against. I think I’m afraid to formulate an opinion. Sometimes I wonder if I’ve slipped into some parallel dimensions where, well, everything seems backwards or like a parody. I am perhaps softening up to the idea…Read More
Authoritative Art Video Self-Refutes by Unwittingly Featuring One of My Pranks
[Note before I get started. I’m not a tortured artist, and have no mental illnesses or addictions. I’m not even prone to depression. If there are no extenuating circumstances, I’m told I can be annoyingly chipper, especially in the mornings. The way I usually choose to deal with things is with light humor.] I was…Read More
The “wh” sound. Humor by me.
Bit of comedy by me. I do voice impressions, and one of them is my 50’s pretentious announcer voice. Here you can learn how to pronounce “wh” just like him.Read More
Interview with Damien Hirst (‘s shark) by me
Something I rattled off in one unplanned, unrehearsed take.Read More
Spiderman, by me
I had some trouble with foreshortening and anatomy, but I think it looks convincing now. Or it could have been on purpose, in which case… Oh, alright, I guess I have to come right out and say it. It’s supposed to be bad. It’s an attack on fan art.Read More
You likely missed these epic posts, with 5 Art-Pranks, because of a technical glitch.
I wondered why people weren’t responding, or even viewing my posts of the last week. I was particularly ambitious, and made 5 new art pranks combining original Photoshop art, art criticism, and humor. All the writing, design (such a magazine layout), and the art is by me. Below are the significant posts that didn’t appear…Read More
Recent work, Insect Angle (heavy satire)
Yes, it’s a joke. Why? Well, for one, I love my satire. Always have. And I have parodic music by the likes of Flight of the Conchords in among my “favorites” on my music player playlists. Indeed, some songs by Ween achieve a kind of greatness through deliberately trying to be bad, which I think…Read More
My caricature and impersonation of W
On reflection it was more fun having a president who was bad because he was remarkably dim, as opposed to having one that’s too clever for our own good. Listening to my faux interview with W again today, I think my impression and jokes weren’t half bad. My fake interview with George W. Bush made…Read More
Now with ads
And now our blogs will feature ads. Businesses follow us, and businesses advertise on our blogs. Why not just cut out the middle man so businesses can advertise to each other? Incidentally, if you missed my post about all the businesses and other bogus “followers” I have, it’s here.Read More
Kittens against the war on Syria
Frankly folks, I’m starting to foam at the mouth. This war seems like it’s going to be a huge disaster that could easily spread to Israel, Jordan, and Iran. And people aren’t talking about it. People are blithely sharing pictures of cutie kitties and shit on Facebook. They are quoting Buddhist ideas of accepting what…Read More
When Stupidity Reigns
I am guest poster, J. Sri Bhagovwid. Today I want to address why power is stupid. First we have to recognize that the ego naturally has its own self-preservation as its first requisite. Second, we must acknowledge that the ego is a mental construct. It is a series of beliefs and convictions about itself. It…Read More
Stupidity is always triumphant!
I am J. Sri Bhagovwid, and today I want to talk about why stupidity rules the day. It is always much easier to destroy something than to build it. It’s harder to raise a child than to kill an adult. It’s easier to annihilate a civilization than to develop it. The only exception to this…Read More
I think therefore I’m
“A radical reinterpret the classic philosophy for the Newage.” A sequel his posthumous first book, “Do you know who I’m?!” Read Unk’s take on the Zimmerman trial here: Gorges Tsimmerman and the Bosphorous! My comment: Personally, I think everyone has a right to their own opinion, and shouldn’t just wait for some authority to espouse his or…Read More
Gorges Tsimmerman and the Bosphorous!
Guest post by Ivor Unsk It is useful often to have the position taken of a philosopher in a regard eventing currents? Is there with certainty sage of wisdom to help understand the ravages of many bodies well? Rozhodnuti found so in the loss of bullying the weak. The lot of people will to happiness,…Read More
I got a “Talk Lobster” (and you can, too)
It moves! Just when I think nobody is looking at my blog because they’re confused by my mix of art, humor, satire, politics, roach traps, and art criticism, I get an award that lets me know not to throw in the proverbial towel. Not only that, it flippin’ ROCKS!Read More
Happy Pukey Frog
He’s sooooo kawaai! Kawaii parody art by me. Happy and superficial no matter what! (Shhhhh. I HATE cutesy art. Except this piece, cuz it’s ironic, it’s by me, and I like frogs. And frogs puke sometimes. I know, I had some as pets.)Read More
Questioner tells off J. Sri Bhagovwid
I am J. Sri Bhagovwid (you can call me JSB). Today a man got very angry with me during our dialogue. He stormed off and nearly got bit by our resident macaque, who felt threatened. Here is the dialogue we had.Read More
Your past is like snake skin
I am J. Sri Bhagovwid, and today I want to talk about what is wrong with the past, and why we need to slough it off. A questioner wanted to debate me. This is good. I don’t want meek followers looking to absorb wisdom. True seekers question and challenge authority unless or until they are…Read More
Provocative previously unreleased quotes by famous artists, writers, and philosophers… (Part 3)
The last six quotes, and all the former ones together in one post.Read More